"Maybe that's what those delays on the ground are sometimes, at the gate." — Seinfeld S03E23

Season 3, Episode 23: "The Keys"

So I fly a lot. I was on a plane the other day and I was wondering...
...are there keys to the plane? Do they need keys to start the plane?
Maybe that's what those delays on the ground are sometimes, at the gate.
Maybe the pilot's up in the cockpit going:
"Oh, I don't believe this.
...I did it again."
They tell you it's mechanical.
They don't want to come on the PA system:

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