The Cafe

Season 3, Episode 7 — 66 scenes

• "Everybody has this in their neighbourhood. It's a leather store..."
• "The bottom will slowly open and all these store owners will wander out..."
• "I haven't seen one person go in that restaurant since it opened."
• "Look at this poor guy. His family's probably back in Pakistan waiting..."
• "All right, I'm sorry. Go ahead. You're taking the IQ test."
• "-What did you get? -What did I get, or what do I say I got?"
• "It's like a spider in the toilet, struggling for survival."
• "Do you have to do that? Jerry, don't do that. That is so annoying."
• "It's Latin. I read it in some book. I just wanted to say it out loud."
• "-Have you gone in there? -No. I'm afraid we'll start talking..."
• "I could probably shoot him from here. I'd be doing us both a favour."
• "I'm wearing some cologne, all right?"
• "-How'd you do on that IQ test? -I didn't take it yet."
• "It's just a Latin phrase. It does not mean anything. Now, what is this test?"
• "Remember in college when you passed Lettick the test..."
• "She lives around the corner. Take it here or go to the coffee shop."
• "-Hey, what do you think? -Hey, I love a good caper."
• "-Welcome to the Dream Café. -Well, I've been looking forward to it."
• "I'm sure you'll flourish at this location for many, many years."
• "I think you're making too much of this. IQ tests don't mean anything."
• "This is the best tool we have today of measuring a person's intelligence."
• "And don't settle for 145. You can do better. You're a genius."
• "You have quite a flair. You are quite the restaurateur, I must say."
• "So you got the test. You're cheating."
• "She hasn't spoken to him since and now he says he wants the jacket back."
• "-You all right? -Yeah. Okay."
• "Now, you're smart. Is it "statue" or "statute" of limitations?"
• "Kramer, I have to take this test. I don't have a lot of time."
• "But why are you taking an IQ test for George?"
• "Welcome, welcome. A steaming hot face cloth--"
• "Monica, I'm really focused here. This stuff's a killer."
• "-I'm out of time, anyway. -Please forgive me. Please."
• "I am not a restaurateur by any means, but it occurred to me that perhaps..."
• "You would have the only authentic Pakistani restaurant..."
• "I close down today. And when I open again, it will be a Pakistani restaurant."
• "Of course, I've never had Pakistani food. How bad could it be?"
• "-It was an accident. -What, did you go on a picnic?"
• "-How am I going to explain this? -Time's up, George."
• "-Piece of cake. -What happened to the test?"
• "-Where did you get the coffee? -Where did I get the coffee?"
• "Why would I go out the door? The window's right here."
• "No, no, it's that guy. He's really been bugging me about the jacket."
• "-Hey, Georgie! -I'm coming up."
• "-What? -Eighty-five, Jerry! 85 IQ."
• "...but according to my calculations, he should be here in a few seconds."
• "Oh, hello, professor."
• "-No, there's gotta be a mistake. -You should have seen her face."
• "Babu whatever his name was. And Kramer. I couldn't concentrate."
• "Take it here. I'll leave. There will be no distractions."
• "Sorry I missed the grand reopening. I was out of town for about a week."
• "I am very, very great."
• ""You wanna come with us, please? Yeah, you're done. Your test is over."
• "Look, Kramer, I have to return this test. I've gotta get out of here."
• "Come on, Kramer, I want that jacket back!"
• "Come on, George, open up."
• "I went out the window again to get a cup of coffee...."
• "...you know, I've gotta tell you, I never do this, but the shrimp..."
• "-I think I'll just take the check. -You bad man!"
• "Are you looking for George?"
• "Is that the test?"
• "I hope you do a lot better this time."
• "The first time, I couldn't really concentrate."
• "Come on, let's not stand here too long. We might run into her."
• "So, what are you up for? How about Mexican?"
• "It's tough to do a good deed. Let's look at your professional good-deed doers:"
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