Season 3, Episode 7: "The Cafe"

She thinks I'm nice.

-Women don't want nice. -Amazing.

I haven't seen one person go in that restaurant since it opened.

-Poor guy. -Why is nice bad?

What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

What's that smell? What are you wearing?

What? A little cologne.

-Monica wants me to wear it. -Why didn't you say no?

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