Season 3, Episode 7: "The Cafe"

I'm sure I have a low IQ.

I've been lying about my SAT scores for 15 years.

-What did you get? -What did I get, or what do I say I got?

-What do you say? -I say 1409.

-1409, that's a good score. -You're telling me.

What did you really get?

-You're my friend. -Of course.

-I tell you everything, right? -I hope so.

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