The Red Dot

Season 3, Episode 12 — 68 scenes

• "That's got to be a scary place to work. I don't know how you feel."
• "I need one I can throw. I need one I can hack away with."
• "Well, what do you think, they put the statue on a giant raft..."
• "Who am I gonna tell, my mother? Like I have nothing better to talk about."
• "Keep your hands to yourself if you know what's good for you."
• "-You stopped by just to give it to me? -It's your Christmas present."
• "-Hi. Nice to meet you. -Is this the guy?"
• "So have you ever done this kind of work before?"
• "Well, you know, book reports, that kind of stuff."
• "-Who do you read? -I like Mike Lupica."
• "-I find him very insightful. -No, I mean authors."
• "...because I'm afraid I'm gonna leave somebody out."
• "Why don't we get together New Year's, watch some football?"
• "No, no, this is just cranberry juice."
• "I didn't know you meant hold it. I thought you meant hold it."
• "Find me one person that doesn't like cashmere. It's too expensive."
• "Wow, look at this. It's $85, marked down from 600."
• "-What do you want me to do, not look? -Pretend you didn't know it was there."
• "...trying to get away with something. That's my overview."
• "What about one drink? Would you smell from one drink?"
• "Would you take a drink, and let us smell you?"
• "I suspect that this guy I'm seeing might be drinking, but I can't smell it."
• "-I don't smell anything. -We're too close to the bottle."
• "-Come on up. -That is damn good Scotch."
• "That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell."
• "I think that you are terrific."
• "...and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time."
• "Oh, George, this is beautiful. Is this cashmere?"
• "George, this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever given me."
• "Jerry, come here for a second. Do you see anything here?"
• "Do I see it or don't I? That's the question."
• "Now, what did you ask me again?"
• "-I can't believe I get paid for this. -God."
• "-How you doing? -Hello."
• "You had sex with the cleaning woman on your desk?"
• "I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in."
• "...she starts vacuuming, back and forth, back and forth..."
• "...but the next thing I knew, she was mopping the floor with me."
• "Good thing the cleaning lady was there."
• "You mean to tell me, I put that drink six inches over to the right..."
• "Did George buy that sweater knowing the red dot was on it..."
• "Frankly, I am shocked that you could ask such a question of me."
• "She keeps calling me. She's threatening to go to the boss."
• "Hey, George, did you buy that sweater knowing the red dot was on it..."
• "I didn't tell her, you stupid idiot. She tricked you."
• "I have nothing. I haven't worked for a really long time."
• "It was just a little red dot."
• "-This is for you. -Oh, Georgie, you bought this for me?"
• "When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town."
• "...screaming for him to give me the sweater..."
• "And then he kicked me with the other foot..."
• "-I'm going to try it on. -No. Don't try it on now. Try it later."
• "They had the hand blower instead of the paper towels. You know this thing?"
• "In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?"
• "...have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office."
• "...when I started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...."
• "I want you out of here by the end of the day."
• "What about the whole Christmas-spirit thing? Any flexibility there?"
• "She wanted me to give you this."
• "Hey, did Jerry leave that drink next to Dick's on purpose?"
• "Hey, Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place?"
• "...when the nipple makes its first appearance."
• "So George told me that you left the drink next to Dick's on purpose."
• "So guess who heckled me at the club last night."
• "-I have no room. -My foot's sticking out."
• "Of course it's cashmere."
• "But, in a way, I think I inadvertently turned this guy into an alcoholic."
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