Season 3, Episode 12: "The Red Dot"

I never feel comfortable in the women's department.

I feel like I'm just a little too close to trying on a dress.

Do I really have to buy her something?

The woman got you a job. Least you could do is buy her a gift.

How about this?

-What is that, cashmere? -Yeah. She loves cashmere.

Who doesn't like cashmere?

Find me one person that doesn't like cashmere. It's too expensive.

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