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You mean to tell me, I put that drink six inches over to the right...
-...and this wouldn't have happened? -You knew he was an alcoholic.
-Why'd you put the drink down? -What are you saying?
-I'm not saying anything. -Yes, you are.
-What could I be saying? -You must be saying something.
If I was, I would have said it.
-Say it. -I said it.