Season 3, Episode 12: "The Red Dot"

Like you know what you're talking about.

Oh, no. You do?

Well, what do you think, they put the statue on a giant raft...

...and a tugboat pulled it all the way from France?

Think they brought it in pieces...

...and screwed it together like a coffee table?

What's going on? It's a little early for a Christmas party.

-Why'd France give that to us anyway? -It was a gift.

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