Season 3, Episode 12: "The Red Dot"

Countries just exchange gifts like that?

If they like each other.

-There's Elaine. -See that guy she's talking with?

-That's her new boyfriend. -Really?

He works here in the office?

They're having a little fling, so don't say anything to anyone.

Who am I gonna tell, my mother? Like I have nothing better to talk about.

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