Season 3, Episode 12: "The Red Dot"

He's a recovering alcoholic.

-Really? -He's been off the wagon two years.

-"Off the wagon"? -I think it's "off the wagon."

I think it's "on the wagon."

Jerry, George, what are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

My God! My watch! You found my watch.

Keep your hands to yourself if you know what's good for you.