Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →But, in a way, I think I inadvertently turned this guy into an alcoholic.
I hate being around alcoholics.
They're either saying how much they love you or how much they hate you.
Those are the two statements that scare me most.
But I think he's okay now because I don't know how he feels about me.
-He's finally off the wagon. -You mean on the wagon.
Don't get smart.