Season 3, Episode 12: "The Red Dot"

But, in a way, I think I inadvertently turned this guy into an alcoholic.

I hate being around alcoholics.

They're either saying how much they love you or how much they hate you.

Those are the two statements that scare me most.

But I think he's okay now because I don't know how he feels about me.

-He's finally off the wagon. -You mean on the wagon.

Don't get smart.

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