Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Dick, I don't know what your problem is.
It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.
It's "off the wagon."
In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
-I don't know. -On a wagon.
Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way?
You can't drink on a wagon. It's too bumpy.
They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?