Season 3, Episode 12: "The Red Dot"

I suspect that this guy I'm seeing might be drinking, but I can't smell it.

-Come on. -Okay. Well, what am I drinking?

I got a bottle of Scotch my uncle gave me. Hennigan's.

It's been there two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.

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