Season 3, Episode 12: "The Red Dot"

Boy, that Hennigan goes down smooth...

...and afterwards, you don't even smell.

That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell.

Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day.

That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch.

-Hello, everybody. -Hey, George, come here.

I'm gonna tell you what I think.

I know you don't care what I think, but I'm gonna tell you.

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