The Parking Garage

Season 3, Episode 6 — 68 scenes

• "If you had, like, suction-cup feet, then you could just walk right up on it."
• "AIl right, I'll just walk that way.""
• "But people would know. They would see you walking down the mall going:"
• "...everybody's doing something better than me on Saturdays?"
• "...watching their friends trying to find the world's cheapest air conditioner."
• "I told them to meet me in front of my building at 6:15."
• "I always get myself in this position. Can't be on time. Gotta rush."
• "What's the matter?"
• "-You want me to help you with that? -No, I got it."
• "I'll go up and say, "Hi, how you doing? Would you like a glass of white wine?""
• "-Oh, this is great. -Look, I thought it was Green 22."
• "There's elevators all over! Everything looks the same!"
• "-I thought it was.... -Hey, didn't we come in over there?"
• "Jerry, are you aware that adult diapers are a $600-million-a-year industry?"
• "There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in."
• "You sure you don't want help with that?"
• "That I'm supposed to remember. Where the car is, that's insignificant."
• "If I am not in front of my building at 6:15, when my parents get there..."
• "-Yeah, I'll call them on their car phone. -What would it take..."
• "-How long was the escalator ride up? -It felt like a couple of levels."
• "Don't they consult with a urologist when they build one of these places?"
• "Well, I think hitting a defenceless child is my business."
• "-You are. -That's what you think."
• "From now on, no more calling out "I found it" unless we're sitting in it."
• "We can't seem to find our car. I was wondering if it would be possible..."
• "We're not skinheads."
• "Oh, that's funny? Is that funny? Hey, tell me if you think this is funny:"
• "-Don't you get tired of following rules? -You think I'm too cautious?"
• "-All right, all right. -Hey, you can go over here."
• "-Okay, let's go. -But--"
• "I'm telling you, I've had this condition since I was 11 years old."
• "What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility."
• "Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning."
• "...we'll find the car, Jerry will show up and we'll never find you!"
• "Now, that bothers me even more than dying bothers me."
• "Well, I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill."
• "...because pouring water out sounds very much like a person urinating."
• "...it's really quite an amusing case of mistaken identity."
• "Well, wouldn't you get any satisfaction out of helping someone out?"
• "I said crazy things, I obviously offended you..."
• "...is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison..."
• "The inspector never dated a woman under 250 pounds."
• "...and he'd grab ahold of someone's stomach..."
• "You and Jerry. It's...."
• "All right, I'm gonna go down this row."
• "What? Don't you believe me? It's their 47th anniversary."
• "Was your father also in a Red Chinese prison?"
• "And you're fine until you see them do this move. Once they do this:"
• "...for General Chang's chicken. The one with red pepper and orange peel..."
• "-...at Szechwan Gardens? -I eat it all the time. Spicy."
• "He doesn't have enough with the Mercedes, he has to have two spaces."
• "What do they get for a tune-up on this?"
• "-Is he...? -No, but he's not looking good."
• "Go work on your pecs and your lats. We're all really impressed."
• "-We came in over there. -We didn't come in over there."
• "-Where's Kramer? -Look at these cars..."
• "I'm having trouble breathing."
• "-...my friend forgot where he parked.... -Sure, I'll drive you around."
• "We're late and my parents are waiting for me and we're stuck here."
• "Hi, Michele. I'm George."
• "I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard. I didn't know you were with that group."
• "I knew it. I knew this would happen."
• "Boy, I had a hell of a time finding that air conditioner."
• "Well, at least there'll be no traffic."
• "-What time does that play start?"
• "They put up different colours, different numbers, different letters."
• "I know where I parked.""
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