Season 3, Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"

Why don't you just go behind one of these cars.

-Why? There's nobody around. -I'll wait.

You hold it in like that, you can cause a lot of damage to your bladder.

That's what happens to truck drivers.

They hold it in all the time and eventually...

-...it starts to come out involuntarily. -All right.

Jerry, are you aware that adult diapers are a $600-million-a-year industry?

Maybe I should just go any time I get the urge, like you, wherever I am.

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