Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →All right, let me say this to you:
If I am not in front of my building at 6:15, when my parents get there...
...they're gonna put me on an aggravation instalment plan...
...that will compound, with interest, for decades.
Parents never forget a foul-up.
I once left my jacket on a bus when I was 14.
I was flying to Chicago, last week, on a plane:
"Make sure you hang on to your jacket."