Season 3, Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"

Die! Is it worth dying for?

-That's up to you. -Oh, so you don't care if I die.

What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.

Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger?

-I know it's against the law. -I don't know.

Because I could get "uromysitisis" poisoning and die, that's why.

You think I enjoy living like this?

The shame? The humiliation?

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