Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Die! Is it worth dying for?
-That's up to you. -Oh, so you don't care if I die.
What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.
Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger?
-I know it's against the law. -I don't know.
Because I could get "uromysitisis" poisoning and die, that's why.
You think I enjoy living like this?
The shame? The humiliation?