Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Today my parents are celebrating...
...their 50th-- Well, I'm jumping ahead here.
Their 47th wedding anniversary.
And we made plans to spend the evening together.
They're meeting me in front of my building at 6:15.
What I haven't told you...
...or anyone else, for that matter...
...is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison...