Season 3, Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"

All right. All right.

I.... I want to apologize.

I was frightened.

I said crazy things, I obviously offended you...

...I insulted your intelligence.

The uromysitisis, the water bottle...

...I made all that up.

And now I'm gonna tell you the truth.

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