Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I'm taking them out to dinner and a show tonight.
-Think we'll hit traffic? -Of course. It's rush hour.
-Isn't it the other way? -There's no other way.
Everybody goes every way all the time.
-But it's Saturday. -You got the picnic and burger traffic.
-There's picnic traffic? -As my grandfather used to say:
"Sometimes even a picnic's no picnic."
I always get myself in this position. Can't be on time. Gotta rush.