Season 3, Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"

I'm taking them out to dinner and a show tonight.

-Think we'll hit traffic? -Of course. It's rush hour.

-Isn't it the other way? -There's no other way.

Everybody goes every way all the time.

-But it's Saturday. -You got the picnic and burger traffic.

-There's picnic traffic? -As my grandfather used to say:

"Sometimes even a picnic's no picnic."

I always get myself in this position. Can't be on time. Gotta rush.

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