Season 3, Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"

When they look back from where they came from....

No, you're in bad shape now.

Nobody that knows where they're going does that.

Pilots on planes don't open the cockpit door and go:

Well, what happened was...

...my father was staying with one of China's great military leaders...

...General Chang, who, by the way, came up with the recipe...

...for General Chang's chicken. The one with red pepper and orange peel...

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