Season 3, Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"

-What? -There's four different levels.

Maybe we're on the wrong level.

-How long was the escalator ride up? -It felt like a couple of levels.

You should always bring a pad and a pen.

I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

Where is the bathroom in this mall?

There's 600 stores, I didn't see one bathroom.

What is this, like, a joke?

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