Season 3, Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"

Look at this. Will you look at this?

He doesn't have enough with the Mercedes, he has to have two spaces.

I tell you, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to spit on it.

I would like to see that.

-Should I? Should I do it? -Teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

-Who does he think he is? -Someone's gotta stop him.

-It's against the law, isn't it? -Well, it certainly should be.

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