The Pen
Season 3, Episode 3 — 67 scenes
- "...in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits."
- "So I get in the water in this thing, and it's, like, floating around me..."
- "-Call the airlines again. -What happened to the Scotch tape?"
- "-What's the difference? -You could use our car."
- "-How much is a rent-a-car? -I don't know, 25 bucks a day."
- "You don't need the air conditioner. Do you have your speech all ready?"
- "-Where are you going with those? -I'll put Elaine's stuff in here."
- "-I'm up at 6:00 in the morning. -I can't kick you out of your bed."
- "-You two can stay in there together. -That's not a good idea."
- "...to a vegetable. It could just take right off at any time."
- "...but we can't seem to be friends when we sleep together."
- "Your father wouldn't say so, but he's really glad you came."
- "-Remember Jack and Doris? -Nice to see you."
- "-He's in charge of the whole thing. -So, Jerry, your mother tells me..."
- "Listen, Morty, you want to settle up for last night?"
- "But that's why he was such a good president."
- "Oh, that's the astronaut pen. I heard about that. Where did you get it?"
- "-Do me a personal favour. -No, I'm not comfortable."
- "She's adorable."
- "He could have said, "Thank you," and put it back in his pocket."
- "She'll tell everyone in the condo now that you made him give you the pen."
- "Jack can afford to give away a pen with all his money, believe me."
- "We leave on Sunday. It's one day, really."
- "I got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule."
- "I mean, you subtract showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes."
- "Then you're gonna merge over very quickly, but stay on Biscayne."
- "What do you have to go for? What's down there that's so special?"
- "-We'll stay in a hotel tonight. -No, we'll stay in there."
- "Put the air conditioner on."
- "I keep telling her it's like an oven in here."
- "-Too thin? -Oh, stop worrying..."
- "-The astronauts use them. -What did Blanche say?"
- "-Why? You don't like the pen? -No, no, I--"
- "Jerry wouldn't do that. Jack gave it to him."
- "How the hell do you work this thing?"
- "Maybe a couple of muscle relaxers would help."
- "You can turn down the air conditioning if you want."
- "...like my eyeballs were being sucked out of their sockets."
- "Doris would like to borrow your red pocketbook..."
- "...it was a nice gesture to give me the pen, but I don't really need it."
- "Listen, do you think I take everything everybody offers me?"
- "...what the hell do I care whether you have sponge cake?"
- "Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here."
- "I have no use for either one of them. I don't want them there tonight."
- "Well, this should be a very interesting evening."
- "Say "astronaut.""
- "You took too many of those pills."
- "Last year, I took him to the hospital every day."
- "What's with the sunglasses? Who are you, Van Johnson?"
- "...this is my Aunt Stella."
- "I've heard you do that dog routine three times already."
- "You should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some material for you."
- "This better be good. I'm missing Golden Girls for this."
- "Hey, Jack, let's get started."
- "...every year, phase two of the Pines of Mar Gables..."
- "A man who slept more hours on the job than Ronald Reagan."
- "And unfortunately, he possesses none of these qualities."
- "...it put Mrs. Ziven out of commission for a few weeks."
- "-I'm not finished! -Give me that microphone. Give it!"
- "Hey, have you ever noticed how they give you the peanuts on the planes?"
- "There's no point in me staying. You're just gonna be--"
- "...and he says that according to the bylaws of the condo constitution..."
- "...they need six votes to throw you out for unruly behaviour."
- "Well, today's almost over, and weekdays always go by fast."
- "...I think these old retired guys will be the only ones..."
- "...on the redwood benches, washcloth on their head, going:"
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