The Pen

Season 3, Episode 3 — 67 scenes

• "...in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits."
• "So I get in the water in this thing, and it's, like, floating around me..."
• "-Call the airlines again. -What happened to the Scotch tape?"
• "-What's the difference? -You could use our car."
• "-How much is a rent-a-car? -I don't know, 25 bucks a day."
• "You don't need the air conditioner. Do you have your speech all ready?"
• "-Where are you going with those? -I'll put Elaine's stuff in here."
• "-I'm up at 6:00 in the morning. -I can't kick you out of your bed."
• "-You two can stay in there together. -That's not a good idea."
• "...to a vegetable. It could just take right off at any time."
• "...but we can't seem to be friends when we sleep together."
• "Your father wouldn't say so, but he's really glad you came."
• "-Remember Jack and Doris? -Nice to see you."
• "-He's in charge of the whole thing. -So, Jerry, your mother tells me..."
• "Listen, Morty, you want to settle up for last night?"
• "But that's why he was such a good president."
• "Oh, that's the astronaut pen. I heard about that. Where did you get it?"
• "-Do me a personal favour. -No, I'm not comfortable."
• "She's adorable."
• "He could have said, "Thank you," and put it back in his pocket."
• "She'll tell everyone in the condo now that you made him give you the pen."
• "Jack can afford to give away a pen with all his money, believe me."
• "We leave on Sunday. It's one day, really."
• "I got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule."
• "I mean, you subtract showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes."
• "Then you're gonna merge over very quickly, but stay on Biscayne."
• "What do you have to go for? What's down there that's so special?"
• "-We'll stay in a hotel tonight. -No, we'll stay in there."
• "Put the air conditioner on."
• "I keep telling her it's like an oven in here."
• "-Too thin? -Oh, stop worrying..."
• "-The astronauts use them. -What did Blanche say?"
• "-Why? You don't like the pen? -No, no, I--"
• "Jerry wouldn't do that. Jack gave it to him."
• "How the hell do you work this thing?"
• "Maybe a couple of muscle relaxers would help."
• "You can turn down the air conditioning if you want."
• "...like my eyeballs were being sucked out of their sockets."
• "Doris would like to borrow your red pocketbook..."
• "...it was a nice gesture to give me the pen, but I don't really need it."
• "Listen, do you think I take everything everybody offers me?"
• "...what the hell do I care whether you have sponge cake?"
• "Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here."
• "I have no use for either one of them. I don't want them there tonight."
• "Well, this should be a very interesting evening."
• "Say "astronaut.""
• "You took too many of those pills."
• "Last year, I took him to the hospital every day."
• "What's with the sunglasses? Who are you, Van Johnson?"
• "...this is my Aunt Stella."
• "I've heard you do that dog routine three times already."
• "You should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some material for you."
• "This better be good. I'm missing Golden Girls for this."
• "Hey, Jack, let's get started."
• "...every year, phase two of the Pines of Mar Gables..."
• "A man who slept more hours on the job than Ronald Reagan."
• "And unfortunately, he possesses none of these qualities."
• "...it put Mrs. Ziven out of commission for a few weeks."
• "-I'm not finished! -Give me that microphone. Give it!"
• "Hey, have you ever noticed how they give you the peanuts on the planes?"
• "There's no point in me staying. You're just gonna be--"
• "...and he says that according to the bylaws of the condo constitution..."
• "...they need six votes to throw you out for unruly behaviour."
• "Well, today's almost over, and weekdays always go by fast."
• "...I think these old retired guys will be the only ones..."
• "...on the redwood benches, washcloth on their head, going:"
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