Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

It was supposed to be here at 7:30.

-Call the airlines again. -What happened to the Scotch tape?

Who takes the Scotch tape?

Nobody returns anything around here.

Oh, I think that's them.

Know what I'll do next time?

I'll hide it so nobody can find it.

-Hi! Welcome! -Hi!

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