Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

You can wear my trunks."

Fathers don't wear bathing suits, they wear trunks.

It's kind of the same thing a tree would wear if it went swimming.

So I get in the water in this thing, and it's, like, floating around me...

You ever put on a bathing suit that you don't know...

...exactly where you are inside the bathing suit?

You bump into somebody, "No, I'm parasailing.

I'm waiting for the boat to come back."

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