Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

-I got witnesses here. -Even your wife is on my side.

How you folks doing tonight?

Hey, have you ever noticed how they give you the peanuts on the planes?

-Not my Harry! He flies first class! -Who thought the thing...

...everybody wants on a plane is a peanut?

-I'd rather have a bottle of Scotch! -Do the dog routine.

All I said was, "I like the pen!"