Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

That bar. Who the hell could sleep on that thing?

-I was very comfortable. -Morty...

...Arnold says they need six votes to throw you out.

It's in the constitution.

-Who are you? -I'm a chiropractor.

What, are you kidding me?

Five more days?

Well, today's almost over, and weekdays always go by fast.

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