Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

We'll pay for the car.

-You're not paying for it. -Morty.

God, it's so hot in here.

Why don't you put on the air conditioning?

You don't need the air conditioner. Do you have your speech all ready?

Do I have to make a speech?

Of course. They're giving a testimonial for your father.

-You could do your comic routines. -Oh, yeah.

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