Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

That'll go over real well with that crowd.

You have a lake.

-The lake isn't real. -The lake is real.

Are you kidding? They built the lake.

But it's real, it's water.

-Where are you going with those? -I'll put Elaine's stuff in here.

Don't sleep in there. Sleep in the bedroom.

I can't take your bedroom.

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