Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

-I'm up at 6:00 in the morning. -I can't kick you out of your bed.

We don't even sleep.

-Ma. -It's a sofa bed.

-You'll be uncomfortable. -What about you?

Why should I be comfortable?

-What about him? -Don't worry. He's comfortable.

I'll sleep standing up. I'll be fine.

-Will you stop? -Yeah, I'll just stay in here.

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