Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

He's not gonna return that pen. That's ridiculous.

I don't even want the pen now.

Jack can afford to give away a pen with all his money, believe me.

He gives me a check for $19.45.

He didn't have a Coke.

Here, let me see it.

-Hey, it writes upside down. -Yeah.

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