Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

He talks about it all the time. He goes on and on...

...about how it writes upside down, how astronauts use it.

He never should have offered it.

-He didn't think you'd accept. -Well, he was wrong.

I know his wife. She has some mouth on her.

She'll tell everyone in the condo now that you made him give you the pen.

They're talking about it right now.

-So you want me to return it? -Yes.

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