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...about how it writes upside down, how astronauts use it.
He never should have offered it.
-He didn't think you'd accept. -Well, he was wrong.
I know his wife. She has some mouth on her.
She'll tell everyone in the condo now that you made him give you the pen.
They're talking about it right now.
-So you want me to return it? -Yes.