Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

We're going. We'll be back in time.

What do you have to go scuba diving for?

-For fun. -For fun?

Jack, have some sponge cake.

No. Thanks, no.

Jack is emceeing tomorrow.

-He's in charge of the whole thing. -So, Jerry, your mother tells me...

...you're gonna do one of your little comedy skits tomorrow.

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