Season 3, Episode 3: "The Pen"

Oh, this is an astronaut pen.

It writes upside down. They use this in space.

Oh, that's the astronaut pen. I heard about that. Where did you get it?

-It was a gift. -Because a lot of times I write in bed...

...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work.

-Take the pen. -Oh, no.

-Go ahead. - I couldn't.

-Take it. -I can't take it.

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