Season 5

• Episode 1: The Mango — 82 scenes
  "Oh, sure, thousands of people are dying needlessly, but this,"
• Episode 2: The Puffy Shirt — 80 scenes
  ""Yeah, things are going great. I met a terrific girl,"
• Episode 3: The Glasses — 80 scenes
  ""What about getting up after five hours of sleep?""
• Episode 4: The Sniffing Accountant — 71 scenes
  "To me, government is basically parents for adults."
• Episode 5: The Bris — 75 scenes
  ""Well, your condition isn't as bad as we originally thought."
• Episode 6: The Lip Reader — 77 scenes
  "Professional tennis. I don't understand all the shushing."
• Episode 7: The Nonfat Yogurt — 86 scenes
  "Anybody beat that? Anybody got 'em younger than that?"
• Episode 8: The Barber — 81 scenes
  "The old-fashioned barbershop is, unfortunately,"
• Episode 9: The Masseuse — 77 scenes
  "They're never disturbed by the sounds of murdering."
• Episode 10: The Cigar Store Indian — 81 scenes
  "You can always tell what was the best year of your father's life"
• Episode 11: The Conversion — 81 scenes
  "It makes them seem so insecure, doesn't it?"
• Episode 12: The Stall — 82 scenes
  "The whale's supposed to be such an intelligent animal."
• Episode 13: The Dinner Party — 80 scenes
  "Now we go, "I can't believe they can land a man on the moon,"
• Episode 14: The Marine Biologist — 81 scenes
  "You're going, "Boy, his life is a lot like mine.""
• Episode 15: The Pie — 88 scenes
  "so we'll show you on this life-size, snotty puppet.""
• Episode 16: The Standin — 82 scenes
  "The back of the bus, it's like an eclipse, isn't it?"
• Episode 17: The Wife — 86 scenes
  "You give each other the same thing over and over again."
• Episode 18: The Raincoats — 148 scenes
  "they talk into your mouth, like you're a clown at a drive-thru?"
• Episode 19: The Fire — 78 scenes
  "You don't even really realize that there is a party."
• Episode 20: The Hamptons — 82 scenes
  "Everyone's carrying around these bottles of water."
• Episode 21: The Opposite — 83 scenes
  "It seems pretty hard to justify, at this point in human history,"