The Hamptons

Season 5, Episode 20 — 82 scenes

• "Everyone's carrying around these bottles of water."
• "we have a huge problem with small, flying water."
• "Kramer, I've driven to East Hampton many times."
• "[NASAL VOICE] Jerry, you gotta see the baby."
• "George and Jane should be almost there by now."
• "after that<i> Schindler's List</i> make-out session."
• "THINKING: <i>It's amazing. If I reach out</i> <i>and touch her breast now,</i>"
• "<i>but the "no trespassing"</i> <i>sign will be gone.</i>"
• "My mother loves Hampton tomatoes."
• "No, that's not sweetening the deal."
• "Okay. I'll, uh... I'll see you later."
• "I wanna see if there are any girls on the beach."
• "I got plenty of girlfriends."
• "Well, this is interesting."
• "Boutros Boutros-Golly."
• "Why do you think we're getting the sneak preview?"
• "Oh, here she comes."
• "I'm thirsty. Anyone want a drink?"
• "All right. Show's over. I'm going to the beach."
• "ELAINE: Where is the cute little snuggly baby?"
• "<i>♪ You know it's gonna make it</i> <i>That much better ♪</i>"
• "<i>♪ When we can say good night</i> <i>And stay together ♪</i>"
• "The thing is, they'll never know."
• "I don't think we should tell George"
• "This is our pediatrician, Ben Pfeffer."
• "Me? Oh, no, but I'd love to have a baby."
• "You're quite breathtaking."
• "Ben, you're staying over tonight, right?"
• "I'm gonna go pick up Rachel at the station."
• "Yeah, he really is breathtaking."
• "Hi. I'm gonna go in and get changed."
• "The tomato never really took off as a hand fruit."
• "Look at what I got!"
• "This is fantastic! Man, what a weekend!"
• "Yeah, I saw Jane topless. Well, we all saw her."
• "Well, when you went for the tomatoes,"
• "I'm gonna go upstairs. I'll be right back."
• "If she was a criminal and you had to describe her"
• "I don't like this situation, not one bit."
• "I mean, if he thinks that that baby is breathtaking,"
• "then who's<i> not</i> breathtaking?"
• "Oh, me too. I'll meet you down there."
• "I've never seen before. You might have."
• "No, I was just wondering if you guys, uh..."
• "It's down the hall, third door on your left."
• "I'm sorry. I thought this was the baby's room."
• "I was in the pool!"
• "Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool,"
• "You mean shrinkage."
• "She's not gonna tell Jane. How do you know?"
• "They're much worse than us. They talk about everything!"
• "What do you mean, like laundry?"
• "Like a frightened turtle."
• "Why does it shrink?"
• "you guys walk around with those things."
• "you're gonna get some special attention."
• "The baby won't have any fun here."
• "Really? Tell us more, Mr. Science."
• "What are you doing? What are you laughing at?"
• "Those are commercial lobster traps."
• "There are plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone."
• "Nothing like really fresh-caught lobster."
• "I mean, because you also used it referring to me."
• "sometimes you say a thing like that"
• "You're the ones who are obsessed with this stuff, not us."
• "that a certain something is not all it could be,"
• "when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more."
• "You looking for this?"
• "about the way everybody was enjoying the lobster so much."
• "No, I'm sorry, honey. Not on my watch."
• "Oh, that's just Jane, driving back to New York"
• "These are the best scrambled eggs I've ever tasted."
• "I wanna thank you again for last night."
• "And you eat eggs, don't you?"
• "Where did you learn to make eggs like this?"
• "Not that much. They shrink in the water."
• "but we're trying to track down a lobster poacher"
• "I still can't believe Michael finked on Kramer."
• "Let's stop. I can get some more."
• "Look at the work people will do to get to the ocean."
• "they take you in back and rough you up a little bit."
• "How about coming in, like, 25 miles?""