Season 5, Episode 20: "The Hamptons"

We keep trying to paddle in.

And the ocean is saying, "No, you don't."

The ocean is like a nightclub,

and the waves are bouncers tossing us out.

The undertow's like the really mean bouncer.

Instead of throwing you out,

they take you in back and rough you up a little bit.

"Oh, you wanna come in?

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