Season 5, Episode 20: "The Hamptons"

Her father is so religious.

I'm amazed he's letting you see her again

after that<i> Schindler's List</i> make-out session.

I brought him some kishke.

It's a stuffed meat thing.

Israeli soldiers carry it

in case they're captured behind enemy lines.

They eat it, and it kills them.

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