The Mango

Season 5, Episode 1 — 82 scenes

• "Oh, sure, thousands of people are dying needlessly, but this,"
• "What do we need that for? Get rid of the rind."
• "All right. Let me ask you this."
• "When she comes over, you cleanin' up a lot?"
• "You got a nice girl and a clean apartment. Yup."
• "...I've never really felt confident in, uh..."
• "I really think they're happy if you just make an effort."
• "It's like the manager comin' out and askin' you for the ball."
• "You could go crazy trying to figure that place out."
• "I know. I can tell. It's one of my powers."
• "he's probably a little groggy, anyway."
• "[IN NORMAL VOICE] You didn't know."
• "[CLEARS THROAT] I think I'll have a piece of cake."
• "the whole production, it was all an act?"
• "Think I'll have a chocolate malted here."
• "Maybe they've all been faking."
• "She was probably joking."
• "Th-th-the woman had an orgasm under false pretenses."
• "Yeah, I could've helped you out. [CLICKS TONGUE]"
• "I'm supposed to do something with her later."
• "What, the grilled cheese? Nah, they always burn the toast."
• "come on. You're making too much of a big deal about it."
• "Like if we went to a Broadway show,"
• "Well, you know, if it's enough already"
• "I really don't feel like seein' her."
• "Well, you know, if it's enough already"
• "Yeah, but why would you--?"
• "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna return this."
• "that's where it ends for me. It's still your fruit."
• "You know, this whole place is going, vvvvp, downhill."
• "At this moment, you're banned from the store. You're banned!"
• "Mmm, hm-hm-hm-hm-hm."
• "Heh. Ah, ha, ha."
• "you would probably say something, wouldn't you?"
• "Hey, listen, um, instead of the movie, uh,"
• "You're generally okay with everything in there."
• "feel the way you feel after the risotto?"
• "You wanna go see that new Meryl Streep movie?"
• "I really believe everything is actually happening to her."
• "You're not still thinkin' about<i> that,</i> are you?"
• "One shot. I could do it, I know I could do it!"
• "You know what sex does to a friendship. It kills it."
• "Wha--? No, it doesn't matter."
• "Jerry and Elaine. They made me nuts!"
• "Oh, that Meryl Streep, she's such a phony baloney."
• "I'm really, really sorry I told you that."
• "She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm."
• "They're mysterious little fellows, aren't they?"
• "Sometimes I think it would be easier"
• "will you go out and get me some fruit?"
• "Well, we had a fight over the peach, and, uh,"
• "They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket."
• "Well, if Houdini couldn't do it, what chance do I have?"
• "Look, I'm gonna make you a fruit list, all right?"
• "Patty Lawrence had orgasms. What do you think about that?"
• "What do you need five mangoes for? I like mangoes."
• "Uh-uh. How do I know what they look like inside?"
• "It's part of the banana family. It's a delicacy."
• "Wholesome, natural, chock-full of vitamins."
• "Ooh, just right."
• "All right, all right. Just hold it right there! What?"
• "Tell you something else, I don't want your business, either."
• "What do you got? Ooh, look at these."
• "There's nothing happening down there."
• "I've known it ever since I was a little kid."
• "Oh, come on. Come on, we're gonna pay you."
• "Boy, this Joe's got some terrific fruit."
• "This is like a taste explosion."
• "If it isn't the first lady of the American theater."
• "Just gonna return some of your things that were in my house."
• "They're next to the poker chips."
• "Guess that just about... does it."
• "see you around."
• "All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour."
• "we have to have sex to save the friendship."
• "if we have to, we have to."
• "[LAUGHING] You don't think I bought all that."
• "Very good with the moanings and the gyrations."
• "Come on, just get your clothes on and get out."
• "And that orgasm stuff. Orgasm this and orgasm that."
• "and you can't find your way back after you leave."
• "We do not know, because to men, sex is like a car accident,"