Season 5, Episode 1: "The Mango"

How about that seedless watermelon? What an invention.

Scientists are working on this.

Other scientists devote their lives

to fighting cancer, AIDS, heart disease.

These guys go, "No, I'm focusing on melon.

Oh, sure, thousands of people are dying needlessly, but this,

[SPITS] That's gotta stop.

You ever try and pick a wet one up off the floor?

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