The Opposite
Season 5, Episode 21 — 83 scenes
- "It seems pretty hard to justify, at this point in human history,"
- "of our breast pocket of our jacket."
- "MAN: To your promotion."
- "I can't tell you how much I appreciate this."
- "I thought you said Pendant was in financial trouble."
- "I'm sure Helen Gurley Brown would be very proud of you."
- "Why did it all turn out like this for me?"
- "Every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong."
- "My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be."
- "Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast."
- "Well, there's no telling what can happen from this."
- "Well, here's your chance to try the opposite."
- "Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women,"
- "Now I will do the opposite and I will do something."
- "You just ordered the same exact lunch as me."
- "I'm Victoria. Hi."
- "It's too late for me to book anything else for that weekend."
- "You're going on <i>Regis and Kathie Lee?</i>"
- "I just had something canceled the same weekend."
- "are important to you, this probably isn't going to work."
- "Hey, baby, how about a little tongue action, huh?"
- "What are we gonna do? Should we just move?"
- "And If I have to tell you again, we'll take it outside,"
- "Because I would love it!"
- "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."
- "He's in St. Vincent hospital, room 907."
- "Could I have a box of Jujyfruits?"
- "I mean, how can people be so stupid?"
- "Didn't the manager give you the message before you went in?"
- "I can guarantee you, I wouldn't stop for Jujyfruits!"
- "But, Jake, I didn--"
- "MAN: Ah, what do you say we call it a night?"
- "Young guy, has a new book, and this is the best part."
- "This guy could be a little "bonkos," really."
- "Look, Kramer's here."
- "You when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself."
- "Have you always been interested in coffee tables?"
- "it turns into a coffee table."
- "KATHIE LEE: Is that fabulous?"
- "This coffee table is full of pictures"
- "REGIS: He's a nice-looking guy."
- "All over my Kathie Lee Casuals!"
- "Because I got popcorn, too. I ate that first."
- "And then I missed a TV show, and later on, they reran it."
- "It never fails. I always even out."
- "You know, you could've thrown a pencil out the window"
- "I tell you this, something is happening in my life."
- "Assistant to the traveling secretary."
- "And it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring"
- "How you doing there, big guy?"
- "The reason I asked you in here is I caught your appearance"
- "the thinking here is that it would be best"
- "I got fired for having sex in my office"
- "I quit because my boss wouldn't let me use"
- "This is Mr. Costanza. He's one of the applicants."
- "you have caused myself and the city of New York"
- "all for the glorification"
- "WOMAN: <i>Tina Robbins is here</i> <i>to see you.</i>"
- "Well, there's been a number of complaints."
- "I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is."
- "If you're going out with someone your size,"
- "I'm sure that's one of the big selling points."
- "Well, I don't think we should see each other anymore."
- "<i>♪ She'll be coming</i> <i>'Round the... ♪</i>"
- "I'm moving out and taking that apartment on 86th street."
- "George, I wouldn't get too excited about this stuff."
- "I don't know. They have a list of grievances."
- "I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine."
- "Was that the opposite of what you were going to say,"
- "with the opposite."
- "You see how it all evens out for me?"
- "[MOUTH FULL] Mr. Lippman. You forgot your..."
- "handkerchief. Mr. Lippman!"
- "Ah, Lippman-san."
- "that we undertake this partnership with your company."
- "Don't get in trouble with the Yankees."
- "and I love you both very, very much."
- "Not to mention the end of Kramer's coffee-table book."
- "How did you expect him to blow his nose?"
- "So, let's see. I had a little conversation today"
- "That's too much. Mine was more than yours."
- "but not only are there not a lot of optional accessories,"
- "the only thing you have to remember to get"
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