The Opposite

Season 5, Episode 21 — 83 scenes

• "It seems pretty hard to justify, at this point in human history,"
• "of our breast pocket of our jacket."
• "MAN: To your promotion."
• "I can't tell you how much I appreciate this."
• "I thought you said Pendant was in financial trouble."
• "I'm sure Helen Gurley Brown would be very proud of you."
• "Why did it all turn out like this for me?"
• "Every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong."
• "My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be."
• "Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast."
• "Well, there's no telling what can happen from this."
• "Well, here's your chance to try the opposite."
• "Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women,"
• "Now I will do the opposite and I will do something."
• "You just ordered the same exact lunch as me."
• "I'm Victoria. Hi."
• "It's too late for me to book anything else for that weekend."
• "You're going on <i>Regis and Kathie Lee?</i>"
• "I just had something canceled the same weekend."
• "are important to you, this probably isn't going to work."
• "Hey, baby, how about a little tongue action, huh?"
• "What are we gonna do? Should we just move?"
• "And If I have to tell you again, we'll take it outside,"
• "Because I would love it!"
• "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."
• "He's in St. Vincent hospital, room 907."
• "Could I have a box of Jujyfruits?"
• "I mean, how can people be so stupid?"
• "Didn't the manager give you the message before you went in?"
• "I can guarantee you, I wouldn't stop for Jujyfruits!"
• "But, Jake, I didn--"
• "MAN: Ah, what do you say we call it a night?"
• "Young guy, has a new book, and this is the best part."
• "This guy could be a little "bonkos," really."
• "Look, Kramer's here."
• "You when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself."
• "Have you always been interested in coffee tables?"
• "it turns into a coffee table."
• "KATHIE LEE: Is that fabulous?"
• "This coffee table is full of pictures"
• "REGIS: He's a nice-looking guy."
• "All over my Kathie Lee Casuals!"
• "Because I got popcorn, too. I ate that first."
• "And then I missed a TV show, and later on, they reran it."
• "It never fails. I always even out."
• "You know, you could've thrown a pencil out the window"
• "I tell you this, something is happening in my life."
• "Assistant to the traveling secretary."
• "And it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring"
• "How you doing there, big guy?"
• "The reason I asked you in here is I caught your appearance"
• "the thinking here is that it would be best"
• "I got fired for having sex in my office"
• "I quit because my boss wouldn't let me use"
• "This is Mr. Costanza. He's one of the applicants."
• "you have caused myself and the city of New York"
• "all for the glorification"
• "WOMAN: <i>Tina Robbins is here</i> <i>to see you.</i>"
• "Well, there's been a number of complaints."
• "I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is."
• "If you're going out with someone your size,"
• "I'm sure that's one of the big selling points."
• "Well, I don't think we should see each other anymore."
• "<i>♪ She'll be coming</i> <i>'Round the... ♪</i>"
• "I'm moving out and taking that apartment on 86th street."
• "George, I wouldn't get too excited about this stuff."
• "I don't know. They have a list of grievances."
• "I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine."
• "Was that the opposite of what you were going to say,"
• "with the opposite."
• "You see how it all evens out for me?"
• "[MOUTH FULL] Mr. Lippman. You forgot your..."
• "handkerchief. Mr. Lippman!"
• "Ah, Lippman-san."
• "that we undertake this partnership with your company."
• "Don't get in trouble with the Yankees."
• "and I love you both very, very much."
• "Not to mention the end of Kramer's coffee-table book."
• "How did you expect him to blow his nose?"
• "So, let's see. I had a little conversation today"
• "That's too much. Mine was more than yours."
• "but not only are there not a lot of optional accessories,"
• "the only thing you have to remember to get"