Season 5, Episode 21: "The Opposite"

What is all this?

Oh, I played cards last night.

Oh, yeah? How'd you do?

You always break even.

Yeah, I know. Like yesterday I lost a job,

and then got another one.

And then I missed a TV show, and later on, they reran it.

Today I missed a train, went outside and caught a bus.

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