Season 5, Episode 21: "The Opposite"

My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be.

Every instinct I have in every aspect of life,

be it something to wear,

something to eat,

it's all been wrong.

Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.

No, no. No, wait a minute.

I always have tuna on toast.

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