Season 5, Episode 21: "The Opposite"

I had so much promise.

I was personable.

Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but...

I was perceptive.

I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party.

Got a napkin over there?

It all became very clear, sitting out there today.

Every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

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