Season 5, Episode 21: "The Opposite"

It seems pretty hard to justify, at this point in human history,

the existence of men and their handkerchiefs.

I mean, they open it up, blow their nose in it,

then put it in their pocket with their other valuables.

Wallet, keys, mucous. Yep, got everything.

Is it because men can't give birth?

Are they just proud of anything that comes out of us?

We'll actually have a monogram sewn onto it.