Season 5, Episode 21: "The Opposite"

I don't know. It's the hair or something.

Oh, my gosh. Yes.

So, a coffee table book about coffee tables.

Where'd you come up with this idea?

Well, I'll tell you, Regis.

Actually, this is a true story.

I was skiing at the time.

You when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself.

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