Season 5, Episode 21: "The Opposite"

Are you sure you don't want to come up?

It's only 9:30.

I don't think we should.

We really don't know each other very well.

Who are you, George Costanza?

I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.

Excuse me. Is your name Elaine?

Were you supposed to meet Jake Jarmel?