The Lip Reader

Season 5, Episode 6 — 77 scenes

• "Professional tennis. I don't understand all the shushing."
• ""And could you be a little quieter next time, please?"
• "JERRY: Are these seats unbelievable, or what?"
• "I'll go if somebody else drives. You?"
• "with the law enforcement and the cross-dressing,"
• "That is the most beautiful lineswoman I've ever seen."
• "All right, listen. I'm gonna go to the concession stand"
• "You know, I just heard the Lexington line is out."
• "Why does everything always have a social component?"
• "Bring a magazine, keep your head down."
• "ANNOUNCER: <i>And that is it. Match</i> <i>to Miss Natalia Baudone.</i>"
• "<i>We'll take a station break</i> <i>and continue with more action.</i>"
• "[LOUDLY] I said, "You know what I do when I wanna relax?""
• "I'm gonna have to be honest with you."
• "But, you know, you gotta live your life."
• "I can't take my eyes off this lineswoman."
• "If you go through that wall and become one of those guys,"
• "<i>Yeah, after this, go back</i> <i>to the city for a 6:00 pickup.</i>"
• "So I guess your hearing goes in and out, huh?"
• "may I say, he too would be disgusted by your behavior."
• "I know your type. Think you're too good for everyone."
• "What, are you deaf?"
• "I had a deaf cousin who lived with us for a year."
• "'Course, you know, I haven't been able to do it in a while."
• "When I shoo squirrels away, I always say, "Get out of here.""
• "See? 'Cause I wanna make the freaks feel comfortable."
• "How 'bout your friend that works at that ticket agency."
• "Yeah, I think he's right. I've never seen a ball man."
• "A friend of mine from work said that she saw George"
• "He's wearin' that chocolate on his face like a beard."
• "What happened? Something must've happened."
• "Nobody tells me it's them, not me."
• "JERRY: But I thought things were going great."
• "And the announcers, they made a couple of cracks about ya."
• "So she sees you with hot fudge on your face, and she ends it?"
• "Why not? I would be."
• "This is a nightmare! Kramer, how long was I on?"
• "because she saw him eatin' the ice cream on TV."
• "So I guess you're not going to Todd's party on Friday."
• "She's the breaker, he's the breakee."
• "I don't wanna fight that traffic on Friday night."
• "[MOCKINGLY] "To the victor go the spoils.""
• "Oh, I was just gonna wander the streets."
• "Whoever is responsible for stocking that concession stand"
• "I know a sign! That's my first sign!"
• "That couple is breaking up."
• "She could come to the party tomorrow"
• "where you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvahs."
• "Would you ask her? Just ask her."
• "So you wanna go to the party on Friday night?"
• "You got a problem with 6?"
• "What? [DOOR SLAMS]"
• "but we've only got two spots to fill."
• "isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years?"
• "how's she gonna lip read from across the room?"
• "Guess who's gonna be the new ball man for the finals?"
• "Then we pick up Elaine. Laura's gonna meet us there."
• "We got this new supervisor down at the post office."
• "When you control the mail, you control..."
• "Went to a rock concert last night at the Garden."
• "Metalli-something."
• "Some woman's idea of a joke."
• "Get out. Get out! GEORGE: We'll never get there."
• "was so I wouldn't have to fight the traffic on Friday night."
• "Oh, uh, no. Tonight will be the first chance"
• "But you should try and find out everything you possibly can."
• "just so there's no chance of me overhearing anything."
• "KRAMER: "You got something between your teeth.""
• "No. If I lend her to you, I have to lend her to everybody."
• "He says, "I don't wanna sleep alone.""
• "and now the two of you are gonna sleep together?!"
• "GWEN &amp; KRAMER: You know like with a broom. Cleaning up!"
• "I know, and in the first tournament of her comeback."
• "Thus ends the great ball-man experiment."
• "Hey, how about that ball man injuring Monica Seles?"
• "I've always been a big fan of the little check move."
• "I'm trying to be cool and impress people.""